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News about Local Events in Coinin


20 February 2026

BREAKING: Collin Anderson Changes his profile picture!

The Coinin Free State’s ongoing campaign against Collin Anderson—a completely random autistic guy whose entire online identity revolves around an unhealthy obsession with smiley faces wearing business suits—has officially entered its most shameless and self-admitted phase: pure, reason-free entertainment.

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21 October 2024

East Coinin Destroyed: Jakistan Breakaway State Devastated

On the 20th of October 2024, the breakaway state of East Coinin—known to some as the so-called "Kingdom" of Jakistan—was completely devastated by a nuclear strike authorized by the Coinin Free State. The operation, a decisive step in the National Party's plan to reclaim full sovereignty over the region, has effectively brought the rogue state's population to near extinction. Most of the inhabitants of East Coinin have either perished or fled in search of asylum, but due to their non-Coinin origins, many Jakistani refugees have been forcibly returned to the irradiated remnants of East Coinin, where they belong.

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9 July 2024
28 June 2024

The Free State LEAVES Recon.

In a significant development, The Coinin Free State, led by El Duche Lapai and Grand Trip, has officially withdrawn from the "Recon" alliance. This decisive move was driven by several critical issues:

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11 June 2024
10 June 2024

Website Unvailed

After months of anticipation, the Coinin Free State has proudly unveiled its new national website. This cutting-edge platform is designed to provide citizens with streamlined access to a wide array of government services, official updates, and community resources. Developed with a focus on user experience, the website features an intuitive interface and enhanced functionality to facilitate easier navigation and interaction.

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