TIES HAVE BEEN CUT WITH EBENIA!
In recent events, our esteemed leader Lapai has decisively cut ties with the Kingdom of Ebenia due to its anti-free speech stance, baseless accusations, and failing leadership. Evidence of Ebenia's dysfunction is clear: loyalty among its citizens is almost non-existent. Even their Prime Minister hails from an unknown, insignificant country rather than Ebenia itself.
In Ebenia, free speech is a mere illusion. The sensitive Kaiser labels anything right-wing as "Nazism" without evidence. They even slander the Coinish Front Party, calling us Nazis simply for being right-wing, despite our extensive anti-Nazi campaign. (Fun fact: one of our Coinish Front members is transgender, showcasing our inclusivity.)
Censorship runs rampant in Ebenia. Any post is immediately censored, leading to an inactive community. In contrast, the Coinin Free State champions free speech, even under our fascist government, providing a vibrant space for open discussions and laughter without fear of censorship.
Ebenia baselessly accuses Coinin of being anti-LGBT, despite one of our highest-ranking Coinish Front members being transgender. The Kaiser's hypocrisy is evident, especially considering their own Prime Minister, who isn't even from Ebenia, is also transgender.
Further tarnishing their reputation, Ebenia recently disrespected Russian soldiers who fought in World War II, ignoring their crucial role in the Allied victory. Additionally, despite declaring Catholicism as the state religion, only 1% of Ebenia's population is Catholic.
The Coinin Free State, with its fascist government, paradoxically offers more freedom than Ebenia ever could. Our commitment to free speech and genuine inclusivity sets us apart.
Interestingly, the Kaiser of Ebenia, who is white, seems to get offended on behalf of other races without any clear reason. This unnecessary interference only highlights the ineffectiveness and confusion within Ebenia's leadership.
Hoch Coinin!
(PS; Mister Kaiser seems to not understand that pictures of Heyenas eating other animals can be found on live TV. he isnt very smart when it comes to this, he gets offended about it.)
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